I post 99% homestuck beware ok bye

amporeon:

basedmadoka:

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

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I HAVE WAITED FOR SO LONG TO FIND THIS AGAIN

(via injectme-diocrity)

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flightcastiel:

why are there some lipsticks like $30 please calm down you glorified red crayon

(Source: demonstiell, via kahile34)

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14 hours ago

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

(via animu-animu)

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14 hours ago

stability:

Let’s all take a minute and be thankful that bugs aren’t the same size as us

(via barkingjade)

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20 hours ago
robot:i don't understand. what is... love?
scientist:oh... well. i. love is-
robot:ahahaha i'm just fucking with you. anyway i found some cool swords online i want you to buy for me
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20 hours ago

sulidaesy:

Please watch this 3 second clip from an actual George Washington documentary.

(via hopelessluckster)

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20 hours ago

thankyoucorndog:

iguanamouth:

birds dont exist 

if this is truee, how is it that i, a bird, am using laptop?

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checkamte

(via kahile34)

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20 hours ago
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